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Unauthorized Morale Sweatshirt

He wasn’t cleared for sunglasses. He wore them anyway.This officially unauthorized Vault-issued asset was last seen cruising into a classified sunset at 92 mph, tongue out, eyes hidden, zero regrets. Surveillance confirmed: morale was excessively high. 

Part of the Redacted Files Series — because not every op goes according to protocol... and we like it that way. Classified wit. Mission-grade wear. Issued to operatives who improvise with style. REDACTED FILE // 91-S.

Introducing the Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt - a perfect blend of comfort, style, and personality. This sweatshirt captures a fun and laid-back vibe, ideal for cozy evenings or casual outings. 

Product features
- Knit in one piece without side seams for a cleaner look.
- Elastic ribbed knit collar retains shape and enhances comfort.
- Durable double-needle stitching ensures long-lasting wear.
- Soft 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend creates a cozy feel.
- Ethically sourced materials align with sustainable practices.

Care Protocol
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean