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The Men's Machine Mode  Tee is a nod to those days that start early, run long, and leave you covered in fur but full of pride. Designed for the relentless rhythm of everyday GSD life and for the humans who try to keep up.

Originally classified due to performance concerns, not a failure to perform, but too much of it. This one didn't stop. No rest between patrols. No hesitation before the next command. Just focus, loyalty, and the kind of endurance only a Shepherd knows.

The file was meant for internal study: how does something that sheds this much still move with such precision? How does it wake before the alarm... every time? File 56-M.

Redacted for overfunctioning. Authorized only for those who move like the breed they love.

Vault-Issued Features

• Side seams provide structural support and shape retention
• The Ribbed knit collar ensures a flexible and durable neckline
• Shoulder tape stabilizes the garment and prevents stretching
• High-quality printing techniques for vibrant designs
• Lightweight fabric is easy to layer for all-day comfort

Maintenance Protocol

• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron, steam, or dry: medium heat
• Do not dry clean

Size Chart (inches)